Title: Skinny Malinky Lang Legs
Rating: I dunno, PG?
Pairing/s: Arthur/Merlin (in Arthur’s dreams, anyway)
Character/s: Arthur, Merlin
Summary: If there is one thing that Arthur loves to do, it is to embarrass Merlin.
Warnings: bullying, Arthur being an insensitive idiot (nothing new there then)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: A malink is a very thin person, as in the Scottish rhyme: Skinny Malinky Lang Legs, wi’ um-b-rella feet, went ta the pictures and fell through the seat – source unknown
If there is one thing that Arthur loves to do, it is to embarrass Merlin.
“Hey, are big ears sensitive to the touch?” he calls across the room.
Said ears turn crimson – mission accomplished.
There is something so delightful about the way the blush seems to take over his entire being – Arthur would love to strip him bare and see just how far down it goes. If Arthur ever does get to see Merlin naked, he’s pretty sure Merlin will be blushing.
Alas, for some inexplicable reason, Merlin doesn’t seem to like him…
“Hey, Skinny Malinky!” he tries again.