Title: Plans and Plots
Character/s: Mordred, Morgana
Summary: Morgana wants to strike at Camelot. Mordred has a suggestion. (S5 canon compliant)
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 323 Opportunity. Beer. Glasses.
Author's Notes: A mix of crack!fic and meta about the Merlin writers' approach
"Arthur and Merlin will visit the tavern to gamble with the knights and drink a few glasses with Gwaine," Mordred said. "This is your best opportunity, Morgana. In disguise you can easily poison their beer. Some drops of venom, and the king and his secret sorcerer will be no more. Victory will be yours!"
Morgana glared at him. "Seriously? A scheme that doesn't involve intricate magic, code-words, ambushes, abductions, enchanted weapons, and horseback chases?" She cackled derisively. "No plan is ever viable unless it's so complex that at least ten things can go wrong. What do you take me for?"