Title: In a book of poetry, found.
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: Merlin’s walk of shame wasn’t all bad.
Word Count: 100
Camelot Drabble Prompt: #372:bingo-round 1- first date
Author's Notes: Written for the bingo challenge. Kama Sutra is a well-known book of poetry and text as well as a sex manual.
Disclaimer: I do not own the BBC version of Merlin; It and Shine do. I am very respectfully borrowing them with no intent to profit. No money has changed hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Merlin’s brain was leaking out of his head. Crawling away from gorgeous, what-was-his-name-again sex-god, he could barely move, never mind sit down. His skin coated with dried… things, bitemarks everywhere. He grabbed his walk-of-shame outfit, and slunk out.
He couldn’t remember a thing, was too embarrassed to wake golden-boy and ask.
His head cracking, he shuffled into work, waited for derision.
“How did the date with prat-face go?” His friends, wankers all, crowded around.
Merlin mumbled something.
The gits snickered when the I-want-to-climb-you-like-a-tree-but-I've-f