Title: Five Star Dungeon
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: Merlin is an experienced dungeon assessor
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 372 Bingo Round 1 ('Dungeon')
Five Star Dungeon
All dungeons are the same, in Merlin's opinion. And he should know— he's seen the dank insides of a lot of them.
There's always a bone-crunching chill. Moisture seeps from above, and the light is on a scale from dim to pitch-black. The half-rotted straw on the floor smells awful, and the slop-bucket in the corner is depressing.
Sometimes you hear nearby screams of pain, or the pitter-patter of rodents.
But Cenred's fortress dungeon is different, Merlin decides. This dungeon's lovely. It's got everything he'll ever need, because Arthur is locked in here with him.