Title: It Could Have Been Worse
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: In the aftermath of an unruly night, Arthur makes some good points
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 459 Mayhem
Author's Notes: I tried my hand on an acrostic! Canon-based.
It Could Have Been Worse
Merlin looked around Arthur's chambers, aghast. "What happened?"
Arthur shrugged, a bit shamefaced. "The knights stopped by. It ended with wrestling and a major food fight. Gwaine won."
"You should have thrown them out! This place looks trashed, a complete mess!"
"Honestly, I had to let them blow off steam after our horribly rain-soaked campaign. Anyway, it could have been worse."
"Even worse than this?" Merlin groaned, picking a torn, smelly sock down from one of the wall sconces. "No way. I can't even begin to imagine what that would be like."
"Murder, madness, Morgana's malicious magic and total mayhem?"