14 May 2012 @ 09:08 am
Paper Thin Walls  
Author: tygermine
Title: Paper thin Walls
Rating: R
Pairing: Arthur,Merlin
Summary: Pillow Talk
Warnings: none
Word Count: 241
Prompt: Whispers in the Night
Author's Notes: written in five minutes while trying to avoid doing actual work.

Whispers in the Dark

“I’m afraid of chameleons.”


“Don’t laugh. It’s a totally valid fear.”

“Of course, because there have been hundreds of deaths caused by chameleons.”

“It’s the eyes. And the tongue.”

“Tongue, you say?”

“Wait, no, stop that. I mean it. Their tongues are long and creepy and…an….ahhhhh.”

The sheets rustle as he slides down the bed, running his tongue from collar to hip, nipping along the way. He kisses along the crease of his thigh. Hands grab at his hair, trying to push and pull him closer to the erect cock rubbing against his five o clock shadow.

"Gnah, stop teasing..."

He grins and lifts his head. "So, tongues. Still creepy?"

The fingers tighten in his hair and pushes him down to lick at the cock.


"Dawn French irritates the shit out of me."

"I think I’ve actually literally shagged your brains out. Dawn French?"

"I just don't see why everyone thinks she's so great."

"Your pillow talk needs work."

"Your brain needs work."

"At least mine isn't a puddle on the floor."

"...you're not that good."

"Challenge accepted."


"Oh my god. You two need to remember that these walls are paper thin. i think that girl last night got off listening to you instead of what i was doing," Gwaine groused while pouring coffee into his "World’s Greatest Bartender" mug.

Merlin and Arthur exchanged sheepish grins over eggs and toast.

"We’ll whisper next time."

Terrifyingly Friendly: merlin dragon tearsjelazakazone on May 14th, 2012 01:49 pm (UTC)
Oooh, very cute! I love it:) And grumpy!Gwaine is perfect. LOL:D
Insane Insomniactygermine on May 14th, 2012 01:54 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reading and the comment! Yes, well, gwaine would be grumpy, wouldn't he?
Terrifyingly Friendly: Gwainejelazakazone on May 14th, 2012 01:57 pm (UTC)
Oh yes. Gwaine would be sooo grumpy that someone got off to something other than his fabulous skills.
you light the skyms_notebook on May 14th, 2012 02:41 pm (UTC)
Pfft! That was so hilarious. Merlin and Arthur's pillow talk really does need work, but it's so adorable that I can't complain. Talking about what creeps them out (like chamelons... and tongues... and Dawn French, oh goodness!) in bed while they're making love... I was gushing with smiles.

Oh Gwaine, poor Gwaine. Though, if I was his girl, I would get off on that too >.>

I love the last line, very cute and a lovely tie in to the prompt! This drabble was a lovely breath of fresh air, thank you ^_^
Insane Insomniactygermine on May 14th, 2012 02:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much for reading and the comment. This is the first drabble I've done in ages, so I'm glad you like it.
Yenny: Arthur GIFyenny2206 on May 14th, 2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
Lol!! My boys sure like to banter even during sex. Lol

And Gwaine, poor him :)
Insane Insomniactygermine on May 15th, 2012 06:18 am (UTC)
Banter just makes the sex better...
Deborah Henning-Huff: Fluffy Cutehogwartsvixxxen on May 15th, 2012 05:15 am (UTC)
OHMY This was too cute ♥ *hugs* :) I love Gwaine.
Insane Insomniactygermine on May 15th, 2012 06:35 am (UTC)
Thanks for the hugs!
Deborah Henning-Huff: Bear Hughogwartsvixxxen on May 15th, 2012 06:37 am (UTC)
You're welcome ♥ :)
(ノ⊙ω⊙)ノ~『✧~~✧』fuckyeah on May 16th, 2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
Haha, omg, this was hilarious and hot at the same time! And LOL, Gwaine!
archaeologist_d: Bradley and Colin in tuxsarchaeologist_d on May 17th, 2012 01:12 am (UTC)
Very funny. Loved that they didn't realize how loud they were. Hee!