Pairing/s: None. Or none yet, I believe.
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, Hunnith and Uther briefly mentioned.
Summary: Arthur tries to chat online since face-to-face didn't work. He's an idiot.
Warnings: A bit of swearing
Word Count: ~200
Author's Notes: This is sort of follow up to Pick up your phone (you gigantic clotpole)
Shoehorning it in now mainly because it was fun to write and I hope it’s amusing to read.
06:30pm(Born2rule) Merlin, I do not sleep in a box.
06:31pm (Mag1cman) O rly
06:31pm (Mag1cman) Seemed you were taking “don’t let the bed bugs bite” a bit too literal
06:32pm (Mag1cman) Ran like the devil was after you
(Mag1cman is typing….)
06:42pm (Born2rule) Glad H liked the whiskey. Good brand. Father swears by it.
06:43pm (Mag1cman) Want it back?
06:43pm (Born2rule) No. Not going near it again.
06:44pm (Mag1cman) O rly
06:44pm (Born2rule) Nothing good comes from it.
06:47 (Mag1cman) Guess not.
06:48 (Mag1cman) Well that’s good to know. Will pass the warning on to mum. Cheers.
---Mag1cman is offline ----
06:49 (Born2rule) Merlin?
07:04 (Born2rule) You really gone or just in invisibility mode?
07:06 (Born2rule) Hi sis.
07:06 (Born2rule) You there?
07:09 (Born2rule) Knock knock
07:13 (Born2rule) Morgi porgi dorgi forgi!
07:17 (Born2rule) M,come on! I f-ed up again.
07:34(DeadlyMirage) Like always...
07:34 (Born2rule) I think someone thinks that I said something which it wasn’t.
07:34 (Born2rule) It really wasn’t.
07:36(DeadlyMirage) I have no idea what you just said.
07:36(DeadlyMirage) Go talk to Merlin. He’s the only one able to decipher you.
07:42(DeadlyMirage) You managed to piss off Merlin didn’t you?
07:42(DeadlyMirage) You fucking idiot!
(DeadlyMirage is typing……)
---Born2rule is offline ----