Title:Tangled or not, FIX THIS!!!
Summary:Merlin casts a spell in his sleep that has him and Arthur 'tangled' in a very unfortunate way.
Author's Notes:There will be a smut sequel to this I think.
"Stop moving, you idiot warlock!" Court Sorcerers were no more competent then Manservants.
"It hurts!" Merlin whined and shimmied his hips causing Arthur to wince in pain too.
"And who's fault is that! You cursed them. Undo it!"
"I'm trying, but you keep yelling at me!" Merlin's eyes kept flickering gold, like a candle during a wind storm.
"Fine. I'm not yelling now Merlin, Beloved man of my dreams. Would you please untangle your cock from mine so we can go about our day."
The warlock studied this mishap clinically. "Tangled? Hmm, I wouldn't say so much tangled as they are fused at the tip really."
"If I want medical wording advice on how to describe my royal parts being magically tangled to yours, I shall call Gaius."
"Good idea! We should call Gaius! He can get one of my books about body alteration spells, or perhaps fertility, Yes fertility! There may already be a solution for this." Merlin nodded his head like the answer was so obvious and why didn't he think to look it up before.
Arthur however was in no mood to show the latest embarrassing predicament his idiot magical lover got him into. "YOU DID THIS! YOU CAN BLOODY WELL FIX IT NOW!"
"Your Majesty, I fear that the only solution I find may be uncomfortable." Gaius lowered his raised eyebrows. That didn't make Arthur feel any better. Merlin also tended to like to see those tufts when they were high in the air. "If you can not sever the link between you, both of you will loose the ability to bare children and may need to be forced apart by the blade."
Merlin gasped, Arthur growled, and Gaius had his eyebrows very low.
"Merlin, you will fix this." Arthur continued to growl.
Gaius knew Merlin's magic tended to act on it's own and give Merlin whatever Merlin wished most for. "What where you thinking when you did this Merlin?"
"He wasn't. Which is why we are like this now." Arthur spat.
"I was thinking last night how much I never wanted to leave a certain prat's side and how happy I was to be the one who was always giving him...well" Merlin blushed through his frustration.
Arthur cleared his throat and blushed further than he already was.
Gaius' eyebrows thankfully rose.
"So you basically wished to always please the King and be at his side?" Gaius very skillfully asked.
"Yes?" Merlin's reply made Arthur roll his eyes, but the anger that had been their since they woke up 'tangled' was nowhere to be found.
"Have you tried to please His Majesty since you woke up?" Again with the careful wording that even the King was beginning to think Gaius was simply too good at.
Gaius nodded with his obvious suggestion and left the room as fast as he possibly could.
Arthur folded his arms with a deadly smirk and narrowed eyes. "Alright Merlin. Please your King."